Brad's Speaking is 100% Guaranteed. Period. - Official Site: Funny Motivational Keynote Speaker Brad Montgomery
100% Guaranteed, Iron-clad Money Back Guarantee
Here’s my policy about my motivational speaking: if you don’t like what I do for your organization,
I’ll give you your money back. Simple, huh? I’ve been professionaly speaking for over 20 years. Yes, I have had wild programs. Yes, I’ve had some hilarious and weird stuff happen on the platform. But I’ve NEVER had a client ask for their money back. Never. But if they would have asked, I’d have given it back no problem. So if that is my informal agreement with myself, why not make it formal?
So here it is again: If you are not satisfied with what I offer, I’ll give you your money back.
To be honest, if I were planning a meeting or convention, knowing that I could re-coup a lousy speaker’s fee would be the least of my worries. (Let’s face it, if you’re planning even a small meeting you have some huge investments OTHER than the speaker to make.) If I were you, I’d be more worried about whether my speaker can deliver. I’m just saying that I’ll do both.
All I ask from you is that you set me up to succeed. If you follow my advice about timing, production (audio-visual stuff and the like) and if you promote me fairly and accurately to your group, I’ll do a great job. Guaranteed. If you don’t agree, you won’t pay.
HOW TO VOID THE WARRANTY:
5 STEPS TO SABOTAGING YOUR INVESTMENT WITH BRAD
Fail to have the proper audio visual equipment set up & tested. Brad has some specific AV needs that help set him apart from other speakers. They are not complex or expensive. But they are important. Fail to have the right gear tested and Brad is sure to flop. (He won’t flop, but you’ll get a lot less than you paid for.)
Schedule the event poorly… And put Brad on in the wrong time. (eg: Serve a heavy lunch, then have three of your top guys hit the stage with WAY too many PowerPoint slides and bore the audience to tears. Have them go on too long. Wait until they audience needs to use the bathroom REALLY bad, but instead of having a break and some caffeine, send up Brad. It’s a guaranteed…. Flop!)
Introduce Brad poorly. Don’t read his introduction. Or interrupt it with your own comments.
Ask Brad to speak about something he isn’t comfortable speaking about. (Don’t worry… He’s great at telling you which topics are good — and bad.)
Mislead — or fail to inform — the audience about what to expect. Brad is a fun, extraordinary and funny speaker. If your group is expecting something else, you can count on a flop.
Understand that Not All Groups or Dates Are the Same. There are a million variables that can affect the level enthusiasm for Brad’s work. National, local or micro news events, how well the audience knows each other, whether or not the rest of the event is going well, and a million of other factors can have a tremendous impact on the outcome. So we remind you to be open minded, be understanding, and to know that in the end, what Brad does is more of an art than a science. Questions? Call and ask us…we’ll put Brad on the phone. He LOVES to talk about this stuff.
The ONLY times where I haven’t done well is where no speaker would have done well. For example,when the audience is not prepared, they are mislead about what to
expect, they are exhausted, they cannot hear or see properly, they are drunk, etc.
I’m still proud of what I’ve accomplished in these less-than-perfect situations, but the overall audience reaction is was never as good as it should have been had the setting been different. But it wasn’t my fault…. it was just a lousy set-up that could have been prevented. In other words, don’t bill me as a Management Expert, (I’m not), don’t put me right after the golf awards and the service awards at 10 PM after a four-hour open bar, don’t put me outside on the beach, don’t fail to get adequate sound equipment, or layoff 20% of your organization moments before I go on. (Yes, they have all happened.)
In return, I’ll provide a relevant, entertaining and motivating program for your group. Guaranteed. I’ll be honest with you about what I can and cannot do. If I cannot meet your needs I promise to tell you before you book me. And if I feel that there are “red flags” that hint to me that the outcome might be diminished, I’ll let you know.
In exchange, I’ll… • Expect that you set me up for success. (I’ll help you know how, and it is surprisingly simple.) • Do a great job. Guaranteed.
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