I took this photo while going through Denver International Airport.  Got this shot off before a TSA guy “asked” me to knock that off.  (I wanted to get one from a different angle, but couldn’t get the guy to let me.  (I did make the TSA guy laugh…but I couldn’t get him to “look the other way.”   Goodie…. chalk one up for safety!)

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19 replies
  1. Brad Montgomery
    Brad Montgomery says:

    Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have purposely held up countless people for no good reason today.

  2. Josh
    Josh says:

    Listen father, I don’t care how much you pay me, I am *not* going let you use the x-ray scanners on that girl over there.

  3. Mike Benton
    Mike Benton says:

    “Help me Obi Wan Kenobi you’re my only hope”

    “These are not the Droids you are looking for”

    “and then when I was 13…”

    “Thou shall not pass!”

  4. Leslie
    Leslie says:

    I vote for the late entry “. . .and then when I was 13. . . .”

    Classic. Or so my Catholic friends tell me.

  5. Renee
    Renee says:

    this one made me laugh (in a very irreverent way of course)….”I don’t care if it is the body of Christ, you are not taking that on the plane.”

  6. Kathy Carpenter
    Kathy Carpenter says:

    Father, I’ve benn a baaaddddd boy. Now hit me with the stick and then I’ll hit you. You want some gloves for later?

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