I took this photo while going through Denver International Airport.  Got this shot off before a TSA guy “asked” me to knock that off.  (I wanted to get one from a different angle, but couldn’t get the guy to let me.  (I did make the TSA guy laugh…but I couldn’t get him to “look the other way.”   Goodie…. chalk one up for safety!)

Leave caption below and I’ll send the funniest caption author  a copy of my book, Humor Us:  America’s Funniest Humorists on the Power of Laughter.

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Enter your caption below in the comments field.  The winner get’s a copy of a book.  (No, it’s not as good as a Toyota, but it’s way easier to send.)   good luck peeps!

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19 responses to “Contest — Caption for the Monk!”

  1. Brad Montgomery says:

    Ok, I’ll start: “Holy #$%&*! Father, what is that!?”

  2. Brad Montgomery says:

    Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have purposely held up countless people for no good reason today.

  3. I don’t care if it is the body of Christ, you are not taking that on the plane.

  4. emshighway says:

    Forgive me Father, for I have screened.

  5. Ellen says:

    I can’t fly, I haven’t got my wings. (Clarence , it’s a wonderful life)

  6. Brad Montgomery says:

    …. for I have screened? Freaking hilarious!

    Who’s got another one?

  7. LLoyd says:

    Forgive me Father…but I’m just a cop with a big stick!

  8. LLoyd says:

    Forgive me Father….but I’m just a cop with a big stick!

  9. Jim K says:

    That?!? That is the Da Vinci code?

  10. Leslie says:

    I’m pretty sure this wand beats rock, scissors AND paper.

  11. Josh says:

    Listen father, I don’t care how much you pay me, I am *not* going let you use the x-ray scanners on that girl over there.

  12. Brad Montgomery says:

    What a crack up! Too many great choices. Peeps….who should win? Who else has one?

  13. Brad Montgomery says:

    “No, I DON’T want to pray father. I just need you to empty your pockets.”

  14. “Help me Obi Wan Kenobi you’re my only hope”

    “These are not the Droids you are looking for”

    “and then when I was 13…”

    “Thou shall not pass!”

  15. Leslie says:

    I vote for the late entry “. . .and then when I was 13. . . .”

    Classic. Or so my Catholic friends tell me.

  16. Renee says:

    this one made me laugh (in a very irreverent way of course)….”I don’t care if it is the body of Christ, you are not taking that on the plane.”

  17. Erika says:

    ‘Against such things there is no law.’

  18. Kathy Carpenter says:

    Father, I’ve benn a baaaddddd boy. Now hit me with the stick and then I’ll hit you. You want some gloves for later?

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