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1. Post a caption (and read the others) here on my blog. (Scroll Down!)
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3. There’s no third one. See? It’s easy.

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58 responses to “Back from London | Caption Contest”

  1. Brad Montgomery says:

    Here’s a couple to get you started:

    “The flower girls said it would be cool if I tagged along.”

    “What? I had no idea this was a wear-your-medals event! I didn’t even bring my sash!”

  2. Brad Montgomery says:

    Ok, here’s another:

    “Where do I get one of those laurel wreath things like the kids have?”

  3. Brad Montgomery says:

    “No seriously, the Queen said I should stand here!”

  4. Leslie Kelsay says:

    Royal WEDDING? I thought the invite was to a royal SHEDDING and William wanted advice on his bald spot!

  5. Audrey says:

    WHAT….I don’t get to kiss the bride either???? How uncool is that!

  6. Paige Williams Smith says:

    I’m the twin brother they keep in The Tower. What? Did Billy forget to mention me?!! Oopsie.

  7. Claire says:

    When the speaker was asked why he was there, he replied, “Hey, they needed SOMEBODY to motivate them to kiss!”

  8. My uniform was at the dry cleaners. Is a uniform really that important?

  9. Kate picked William over Brad? How is that possible?

  10. 1) Who said “PhotoShop” was hard to use!

    2) This isn’t where the court Jester sits?

  11. Tom Purcell says:

    Come on you guys…I’ve got the engine running!

  12. oscar says:

    my friend montgomery it´s big brother, speaker and excellent funny person :)

  13. Brad Montgomery says:

    Oscar is my pal….he barely speaks English. Great try pal…. not funny, but espanol es perfecto. Gracias!

  14. Renee says:

    I’m just here for the food…I didn’t know there would be kissing!

  15. Carly says:

    “I thought she was going to kiss me first”

  16. Keith says:

    OH! The FIRST kiss. I thought you said this balcony was where you go for the Hershey kiss. My bad. Sure could use a chocolate.

  17. Laarry tallman says:

    Except for that silly red jacket and a few hundred million dollars we could be twins!

  18. Jill says:

    When I rented this “condo” they said it had a Royal view…Who knew?!!!!

  19. John Kinde says:

    Why not? The line is shorter than the one for wedding cake.

  20. Fred says:

    Applause? For that? I’ve seen better kisses from my dog.

  21. Kim says:

    Where’s the cake?

  22. Kim S says:

    I said “I object” and they still arent listening to me!

  23. “I would have tilted her back a little, but what the heck!

  24. Michael Cortes says:

    What about me?!?

  25. Kim Nikitas says:

    What? This isn’t the receiving line?

  26. Mark S A Smith says:

    And they said it wouldn’t last!

    Matchmaking: It’s what I do.

    I’m her kissing coach. He didn’t have one.

    I have no idea what will happen at midnight.

    Where’s the Chapstick?

    So this is an English kiss. I think I like the French kiss better.

    Damn Priceline.com teleporter delivered me to the wrong location again.

    I’m the e-scape goat. If any of the wedding party breaks wind, I take the blame.

  27. Tony R. Vaughan says:

    Don’t ask me why she is wearing white?

  28. Hey, Phillip! The Queen says you can move your hands now…YOU’RE MARRIED!

  29. He made the kiss public, but covered his privates.

  30. Rene' says:

    “What’s SHE got that I don’t got?”

  31. Kathy Carpenter says:

    Why would she pick him over me? Neither one of us has hair and I am the cuter one of the two. I don’t get it!!!!

  32. Todd Justice says:

    Oh well, too late … maybe Pippa’s single.

  33. I didn’t think living in the mountains made me short, but I grew at least six inches crossing the pond.

  34. David Hobson says:

    “What can I say? She got him; I didn’t. Well, there’s still Harry.”

  35. She could have kissed the prince or the frog – and look who she picked!

  36. Steve Spangler says:

    I thought the invitation said to dress “business causal.”

  37. Daniel Moirao says:

    I take it this isn’t the men’s restroom.

  38. “I know KISS stands for Keep It Simple Stupid, but that takes the biscuit”

    “Hey as the speechwriter I need up close access to the VIPs”

  39. Jefferson Dedrick says:

    Dear England,
    Congratulation’s on the wedding! It was really cute.

    Our wedding gift will wash ashore soon.

    Love,
    America.

  40. Tom Simms says:

    Soooo, I should let them eat cake??

  41. Tom Simms says:

    Mmmmm…I guess this isn’t the Men’s Room!

  42. nicole youngquist says:

    Did somebody order a male stripper? oops… wrong balcony.

    I mean really, does she have to rub it in my face, I’m no prince but I can be charming. wink wink.

    Hey people, the wedding is over, you don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here!

  43. nicole youngquist says:

    Come along now, the following will be served shortly in the main dining room… egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam!

  44. Janice says:

    Why didn’t I get the memo? Royal attire requested.

  45. Larry says:

    1) Pippa said wait here for me.

    2) Sorry i forgot my white dress and head band of flowers.

    3) I left the tour to look for a bathroom. Sorry.

    4) Get a room!

    5) Hey seriously guys, the girls and I are standing right here.

  46. Fred says:

    HOW COOL IS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!

  47. Tom Simms says:

    Well, excuuuuuuse me, your royal hotness!

  48. Tom Simms says:

    OK, girly girl. I can take a hint. We’re so over!

  49. Tom Simms says:

    They said “jacket required”, but he’s a little much!

  50. Tom Simms says:

    Remember, Harry, marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right….and the other is the husband. I’m just sayin’….

  51. Bet I can hold my breath longer than you can hold that kiss!

    I saw the crowd and cameras and thought for sure they were here for my British Premier!

    Beam me up Scotty- I’m too late to boldly go where no man has gone before.

  52. Pat Klenda says:

    Tut, tut! It looks like reign!

  53. Angela says:

    ” Don’t blame me, I told you these braces might lock.”

    ” I don’t know how you did it: just married and you already have 3 daughters!”

    ” Yes, I admit I forgot to bring your breath freshener, but it looks like she doesn’t mind at all..”

    ” I was going to wear that uniform.. but you had to buy the last one at Harrods..”

    ” You never mentioned anything about a dress code on your facebook page..”

    ” I know the invitation said ‘No Kids’, but you don’t know my daughters, especially the one in the middle, man.. can she throw tantrums!”

  54. Ken says:

    Always the groomsman never the groom

  55. Motivational Speaker says:

    Lol hillarious – really cheered up my morning!

  56. Palmo says:

    (flower girl bottom right)
    Excuse me Sir, May I see your ticket?

    So let me get this straight. A Lip-lock in public is OK but don’t try holding hands…?

    Yes, Brad. It is OK that she is kissing a married man. Just not you.

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