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1. Post a caption (and read the others) here on my blog. (Scroll Down!)
2. We’ll have two winners. The author of the funniest caption, and another winner chosen randomly from all entrants. (So if your idea isn’t that funny, post one anyway. Who knows?!)
3. There’s no third one. See? It’s easy.

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  1. Brad Montgomery
    Brad Montgomery says:

    Here’s a couple to get you started:

    “The flower girls said it would be cool if I tagged along.”

    “What? I had no idea this was a wear-your-medals event! I didn’t even bring my sash!”

  2. Brad Montgomery
    Brad Montgomery says:

    Ok, here’s another:

    “Where do I get one of those laurel wreath things like the kids have?”

  3. Claire
    Claire says:

    When the speaker was asked why he was there, he replied, “Hey, they needed SOMEBODY to motivate them to kiss!”

  4. Leslie Kelsay
    Leslie Kelsay says:

    Royal WEDDING? I thought the invite was to a royal SHEDDING and William wanted advice on his bald spot!

  5. Paige Williams Smith
    Paige Williams Smith says:

    I’m the twin brother they keep in The Tower. What? Did Billy forget to mention me?!! Oopsie.

  6. Brad Montgomery
    Brad Montgomery says:

    Oscar is my pal….he barely speaks English. Great try pal…. not funny, but espanol es perfecto. Gracias!

  7. Keith
    Keith says:

    OH! The FIRST kiss. I thought you said this balcony was where you go for the Hershey kiss. My bad. Sure could use a chocolate.

  8. Laarry tallman
    Laarry tallman says:

    Except for that silly red jacket and a few hundred million dollars we could be twins!

  9. Mark S A Smith
    Mark S A Smith says:

    And they said it wouldn’t last!

    Matchmaking: It’s what I do.

    I’m her kissing coach. He didn’t have one.

    I have no idea what will happen at midnight.

    Where’s the Chapstick?

    So this is an English kiss. I think I like the French kiss better.

    Damn teleporter delivered me to the wrong location again.

    I’m the e-scape goat. If any of the wedding party breaks wind, I take the blame.

  10. Kathy Carpenter
    Kathy Carpenter says:

    Why would she pick him over me? Neither one of us has hair and I am the cuter one of the two. I don’t get it!!!!

  11. radiogagger
    radiogagger says:

    “I know KISS stands for Keep It Simple Stupid, but that takes the biscuit”

    “Hey as the speechwriter I need up close access to the VIPs”

  12. Jefferson Dedrick
    Jefferson Dedrick says:

    Dear England,
    Congratulation’s on the wedding! It was really cute.

    Our wedding gift will wash ashore soon.


  13. nicole youngquist
    nicole youngquist says:

    Did somebody order a male stripper? oops… wrong balcony.

    I mean really, does she have to rub it in my face, I’m no prince but I can be charming. wink wink.

    Hey people, the wedding is over, you don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here!

  14. nicole youngquist
    nicole youngquist says:

    Come along now, the following will be served shortly in the main dining room… egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam!

  15. Larry
    Larry says:

    1) Pippa said wait here for me.

    2) Sorry i forgot my white dress and head band of flowers.

    3) I left the tour to look for a bathroom. Sorry.

    4) Get a room!

    5) Hey seriously guys, the girls and I are standing right here.

  16. Tom Simms
    Tom Simms says:

    Remember, Harry, marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right….and the other is the husband. I’m just sayin’….

  17. Debi Trumbull
    Debi Trumbull says:

    Bet I can hold my breath longer than you can hold that kiss!

    I saw the crowd and cameras and thought for sure they were here for my British Premier!

    Beam me up Scotty- I’m too late to boldly go where no man has gone before.

  18. Angela
    Angela says:

    ” Don’t blame me, I told you these braces might lock.”

    ” I don’t know how you did it: just married and you already have 3 daughters!”

    ” Yes, I admit I forgot to bring your breath freshener, but it looks like she doesn’t mind at all..”

    ” I was going to wear that uniform.. but you had to buy the last one at Harrods..”

    ” You never mentioned anything about a dress code on your facebook page..”

    ” I know the invitation said ‘No Kids’, but you don’t know my daughters, especially the one in the middle, man.. can she throw tantrums!”

  19. Palmo
    Palmo says:

    (flower girl bottom right)
    Excuse me Sir, May I see your ticket?

    So let me get this straight. A Lip-lock in public is OK but don’t try holding hands…?

    Yes, Brad. It is OK that she is kissing a married man. Just not you.

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